I am a horror movie F.A.N.A.T.I.C. I am also a firm believer that the oldies but goodies should be left as is and not be remade. There are a few that have done really well in my eyes like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Amityville Horror. Leatherface is an ass-kicker and he did doubly well in the remake. Ryan Reynolds turned into one evil mofo as George Lutze, plus he's more than easy on the eye. Halloween redone by Rob Zombie? Best. Movie. EVER.
But this whole Friday the 13th 2009 remake sucked so freaking bad. I never wanted a horror movie to end like, instantaneously. I know about the "token black guy" but this remake not only had the "token black guy" but also, a "token Asian moron".... This was just really horrid casting. The acting? Horrendous! The dude who thought he was the shit and then screamed like a little bitch before getting chopped to bits? Annoying! Most of all though, Jason Voorhees was portrayed as such a puss! This is not your run of the mill slasher dude. He is unstoppable. Hugely tall. And well.... Sort of handsome. So. Ugly. In. This. Film. I'm bored just writing about it. Don't see it. Or at least Redbox it, when you have a FREE code because it's not worth the $1!
P.S. Did you ever watch Supernatural? You know the Jared guy in the Friday the 13th remake... A part of the way through my husband was all, "Where's Dean?" Okay, if you never watched Supernatural you won't get it but I did, when it was good, and it was spit water onto the leather couch funny!
P.P.S. My husband knows how much I hate to be interrupted while writing. And just a second ago he was all, "You know that song Pants on the Floor?" and I'm all, "You mean GROUND, idiot?" and he pointed to the bra I left on the bedroom floor when I got in my comfy clothes and he was all, "Well, we have tits on the ground!" What is wrong with him?
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