Prompt #1: You’re so vain. You probably think this post is about you…don’t you?
The hubs is always trying to understand why I don't like to watch movies starring Colin Farrell. After reading the prompts given by Mama Kat, it struck me. Hard. Like an iron that was chucked out of a window and smashed into my elbow! Shut up, it could totally happen.
{Pretend there's an iron in this picture and I'm golden!}
Ahem! Colin Farrell. See?? I detest him so much, I avoid writing about him like he can give me the plague via my blog. He's got this aura about him. Like, if I saw him walking down the street, I would immediately jump in front of a bus. Just to avoid him!
The absolute worst part of all this is I don't really have a concrete reason behind my hatred of Mr. Farrell. His voice, his features, his hair (it's the hair I loathe the most)... Hate! Hate! Hate! I'm dry heaving as I type this. When you heave, you're "discharging with force" and when you're dry heaving, it just plain hurts.
Okay, this post is really about nothing because again, I don't have a reason other than when I look at Colin I want to stick things in my eyes so my vision is blurred with blood and tears because I'd rather see that than him.
He's my definition of vain. He's so slimy looking. That is all...
You know...for someone who hates Colin Farrell...you sure did find a lot of fine pictures of him:) I hate him, but I'm sorry, he's HOT.
ReplyDeleteUhhhhhh! He's so hot and such a bad boy, I love it! He's on "my list" too. Rarrr! Thanks for the good pictures...except for the 2nd, 4th, and 5th one with the long hair, I don't care for those. :)
ReplyDeleteUntil I saw the pictures I thought it was Will Farrell. (That's what I get for being so bad with names).
ReplyDeleteI am not familiar with his work, but judging from the pictures I see what you mean. All too willing to show off his pectoral muscles and the like.
Thanks for sharing,
I have no opinion about Collin Farrell because I've never seen him in anything other than a tabloid (I *really* need to get out more, don't I?) but thanks for turning me on to Writer's Workshop!
ReplyDeletehaha I always mistake him with Will Farrel - who I like. He is more down to earth and hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI used to feel that way about jude law....now since watching "the holiday; i love him
Doesn't he look like he has bad breath? Plus he's short.
ReplyDeleteBTW, I love these kinds of posts! Thanks for visiting and following - I am also following you! ;)
Oh my gosh, Colin Farrell totally gags me too! You're the only other person who has ever felt the way that I do. Thanks for justifying my mysterious puke-dislike of this grody person.
ReplyDeleteI'm w/ Cheryl, he does look like he has serious halitosis.
ReplyDeleteHe's probably a total asshat.
Of course if he was tall, I'd give him a second thought.
Awesome post.
LOL. MY SIL would disagree. She thinks he's the cat's meow...but I agree! LOL!
ReplyDeleteHere from Mama Kats
Oh my Pamela! That was some serious verbal vomit...
ReplyDelete(During which I would GLADLY hold back your hair.)
I am now your number 1 fan!